Racer Boy?

I'm thinking about doing this tomorrow afternoon, just for fun.  I don't have a road license.  That means they will make me do the category 5 race.  What would be worse, me riding off the front of a collegiate cat. 5 race, or me getting dropped in a collegiate cat. 5 race?  We may find out.  I would like to think I could just ride off the front.  Here is another idea.  I wear the Team Florida colors and tell them I'm a collegiate racer.  "Damned if I know why I look 50, I'm really only 23, and I think I lost my license."